- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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