Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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WOw you have no life

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Anti Joke

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