- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

batman farted so hes retarded

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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