- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

read this sentence again.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

A sober Irish individual.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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