- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Praise Paisley

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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