- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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