What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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