- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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