- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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