- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Antijokes...

A baby seal walks into a club.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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