- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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