Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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