- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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