why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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