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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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