Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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