What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Anti Joke

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