Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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