- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Antijokes...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

how do you win a game try your best

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Cheese

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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