Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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