- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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