- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

black chicken. kfc

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Your sex life.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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