mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Your Mom The End.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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