- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

it was all Tagart

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Sex

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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