- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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