- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's red and has wheels? A red car

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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