- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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