- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

the sky is green no it is not

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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