What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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