Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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