- Anti Joke

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.