- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Your Mom The End.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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