Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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