how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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