- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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