- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

antonis sister is mighty fine

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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