- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

class is canceled. My professor died.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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