- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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