- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

I? Everett

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