Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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