- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Ol-ive

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Adam Chebali is awesome

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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