Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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