- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what do you call a black chef glendon

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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