- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Beka has AIDS

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

XD Jackass.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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