Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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