hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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