- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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