- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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