- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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