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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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