- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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