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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

you see theres this guy.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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