Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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This isn't funny.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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