jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Your adopted

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Anti Joke

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