- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Equal rights!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Diarrhea

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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