the power to turn magnetism into light

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock... Home invasion

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Women's Rights

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats two plus two Four!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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