- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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