- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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