- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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