- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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