- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

you know whats not funny white boards.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

you know whats not funny white boards.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

you know whats not funny white boards.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word