Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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