- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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