- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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