Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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