you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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