- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

hey guys im gay

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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