- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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