- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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