- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your big dick.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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