Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Black people stink of shite!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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