- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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