what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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