- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's stupid a light bulb.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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