- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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