do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What does? 42

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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