- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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