What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

your so fat. your fat!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What's big and messy? A big mess

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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