Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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