- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's just not right? Left

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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