A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Cheese

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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