Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

White men's rights

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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