- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Steve Jobs is alive.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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