Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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