- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

if you don't like this you're gay

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red, yup.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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