- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A baby seal walks into a club.

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