- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Steve Jobs is alive.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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