- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

No it doesnt..

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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