- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

1+2 = 6

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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