Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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