- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What are annoying? Ads.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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