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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

this website is a bad joke

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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