- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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