Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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