How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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