- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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