A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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