-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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knock knock... ...no answer

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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