- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Robin, get in the car, please.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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