A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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