- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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