A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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silver bullet?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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