- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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