Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

I'm Andrew Schmitt

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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