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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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