What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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no rasist joks

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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