- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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