- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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