- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

guess what? bannanas

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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