A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

women's rights.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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