There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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