- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A black man walks out of a police station

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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