Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Women's Rights

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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