Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

jd and zach loves vigina

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

j.p. is dumb

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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