- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

men's rights activists

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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